Theres this famouse GOALKEEPER he is the most skillful and master of catching balls.

He walks across a building and notices a crowd gathering there, and he goes like what the fuk is all these commotion about?
He steps in and he sees this mad woman carrying a baby and about to throw the baby down,The crowd is in suspense and screaming and shouting NOO DONT THROW THE BABY!The goal keeper steps forward wears his soccer gloves, and tells the crowd, hey doods dont worry ill catch that baby just like how i catch soccer balls,everybody is like woooohhh are you for real,he goes on and preps himself like if he was in the world cup!The mad woman throws the baby down,crowds are screaming,but the goalkeeper was all cool and he divedddddddddddd and he omg caught the baby like a soccer ball as he said,he walks towards the crowd hands up high!!Bounce the baby twice on the floor and kicked it away....Awwwwwwwww

wth -.-" did u make this joke? lol